Monthly Archives: March 2015

KELLY LINK AND UN-HORROR

Dear ONION, A serial killer is on the loose. And their story is one that could be told as horror, or as humor, or as procedural, or as thriller, or fantasy, or as science-fiction, or as any other number of … Continue reading

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THE PROSTITUTION THEORY OF SPIRITED AWAY

Ladies. Has it ever occurred to you that fairy tales aren’t easy on the feet? Kelly Link, Travels With The Snow Queen Dear ARTICHOKE, It’s springtime here in New York, and I’ve come to a certain realization in my newfound … Continue reading

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THE SIX THINGS I’VE LEARNED FROM RUNNING A “FAMOUS” TUMBLR

A few months ago, I ran across a post on Tumblr that declared that anyone who hit 1,000+ followers without following back was “Tumblr famous”. Which was news to me, because that means I’m Tumblr famous four times over! With … Continue reading

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