ANOTHER EXCHANGE

ARTICHOKE: What was the name of that Lovecraftian succulent?

ONION: W̼̱̲̥̻̻͎A̵̭̘̼̹̱ͅS̗̜̟̘̹̫O͎͈͞NG͉ ̪̹̳C̴̮A͔̬͍̱̬̙N͢C҉Ȩ͕͇͎̪R͉̩̻̺͕̘͔-̙B̮̘̩̥͠A̛̻N̯͓͖̳̭E,̴̺̞̱̜̲̬ ̮̝̱͍F͓̣̲͙̲̤̩͠A̘͡T̲̹̳̗̰̗H̸̥̝̳͚̫͍̪E̷̠̗̞R̻͔̳͖̹ ̬̰͍͖̯O̟͈̟͉͖̫ͅF̥͇͔̙ ̖͎̫̯ͅA͔̲ ͈̣̘͕̦̘̯T̶H͟O̧̙͕͎͙̜US͢A̡͔̱͎N̟D̺ ̫̬̘̬̗̺̫͟Y͙͎̞̟͖O͈̫̲͞U͙̪̣̺̼̱̕N̶͔̣̹̗̥G̳̹͓,͏͖̩̖̠̻ ̶M̛̼̯̮̠AṢ̨̟T̸̺̬̦E̴R͚̼͍̪̞͇͢ ̫̯O҉̭̙F͔̱̗͉̥ ͠S̨͈͍̦̘U̻̲̯̳̮͉̕CC̮̯̣̗U̢L̟͎̯͎̬̝̘E̹̤̤N͈̯̮̜T͇̺̝S҉͈̬͍̠̞̟̫,͎̳ ͈͚́D͎Ò͖̝̦̫ͅO̱͖̩͎̭ͅM̧͕͎͙ ̡̟͔̙O͕͕͓͕F̱͉͢ ̴̖̞̞͎̣̫W̭̖̻̜̮A͉̙L͎̠̥̳͍͝L̷̘̻E͈͍T̩̘͚̕S̘̩̠͔͈̭ ͍̝͎̻̯I̢̤N͈̞͎͖͝ ͎̥̤̀ͅT̠̻͜H͇̰́É̯̗ ͟Ḏ̠A͙̫͚̥͎̙͜R̫̯͚͙ͅK̩NE̟͎̯͉̹̮̙S͙͍̠̩̺S͟,̸͉̣̜̠ ͈̻̟̻͚̱̮H̭E̙̼̹̰̺ ̡͙̫͙͇̪̣ͅW̩̼͎H̟̹̬̕O͈̦̰ ͖̬̠̣̻C̤̗͙O̠̪̦̞̺̣̕M̠͇͙̭͇̮E͏̦̪S̗̥̺̦̮̭͘ ̰̳͉I̻͍̫̰̼͙Ǹ͇ͅ ̵̠̬͕͖T̼̬̳͕͈͎͘H̬Ę̮̩̹ ̻͓̹̳̤̣̕W̱̪͎̞̭̬I̤̭̹̗ͅC̛͙̘̝̪͎͎̣K͚͉E̳̭̣̝̣̞͜R͔̞͕̝ ̻̻̙̹̺̦̝B̯̙̘̣̬̰̫͞A̧̲̼̯Ş̫̙̹K̹̣̬̹̦͞E̦̣͈̬̤̰͚̕T̝͎͙ ̨̮̼͚͇̭̱O͉̬̼͙͔̯͢F̡̼̮̦͚̻ G͉͝Ṛ̺̳̬N͓̬̜͠M̤̗͔A̙͖̬͙̤ͅRĶ̱̹͚͚̖T̮͚,̺͟ͅ ̰̺̞̻V͠E͍̬R̨̮̖͈̖͈̘Y̬͓̹͎ ̶̬͔̼̖G̻̜͕̙͓O͚̣̜̹̪͎̕O͙̙̙̺̺͠D̢̪̝̬̫ ̷͉I̷̼̘͎̖̗̺͓N̷̞͚̘͉ ̜̤S̫͕̬̖̘̪ͅT͉͚̟̜I͍̠̬͎̣͍R ̗̖̮F̗͎͔ͅR͚̠̠̗̪I͚̫͇̣̮̥ĘS̪̘̲̻͈̞ͅ

ARTICHOKE: It did doom my wallet pretty bad though oh my god

ONION: YOU’RE WELCOME MORTAL

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About onionandartichoke

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a pair of vegetables in possession of a good quantity of opinions must be in want of a blog. Onion and Artichoke: Purveyors of Fine Literary Reviews, Discussions of Modern Life, and Only Infrequent Eviscerations. (With occasional contributions from Messrs. Aubergine, Leek, and Zucchini.) ------------- We are two college friends in our twenties, who live in the same city and (as of April 2014) have the good luck of working in the same office too. Onion runs the Tumblr, and Artichoke runs the WordPress. Onion is media-savvy; Artichoke mispronounces words on the regular. Onion is full of grace; Artichoke listens to Ace of Base. Onion is a bulb; Artichoke is a thistle. We hope this has been a very informative reading experience. Sincerely, ONION and ARTICHOKE
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